Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings

“If any wearer of Kay products has experienced partial or total blindness, nausea, intense rage upon entering a church, or has suffered a string of unexplained family tragedies, you may return the defective item to any Kay-affiliated retailer to be destroyed by a qualified priest.” < snip > AKRON, OH—Apologizing to customers for “any discomfort … Read more