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SpaceX catches Starship after orbital flight, loses booster
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United States loses measles elimination status as outbreaks persist
The United States has lost the measles elimination status it held since 2000 after outbreaks persisted for more than a year. The CDC has counted 5,412 cases so far in 2026, more than double last year’s total. The post United States loses measles elimination status as outbreaks persist first appeared on News Mash .
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US Seeks Direct Europe-Russia Talks on Ukraine Peace
U.S. envoy Jared Kushner says Washington is working to bring Europe into direct talks with Moscow on Ukraine. Zelenskyy warns that broader security negotiations must not come at the expense of Ukraine’s territory or security guarantees. The post US Seeks Direct Europe-Russia Talks on Ukraine Peace first appeared on News Mash .
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Illinois ethanol plant evacuation ends after bomb is found
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