Best blog spam comments: Offers to join the Illuminati

So my favorite thing I’ve seen so far today is blog-spam comments that are come-ons for joining the satanic Illuminati conspiracy. Seriously.

Check it out (email address removed to thwart their schemes):

my name is michael i really want to share my testimony on how i became an
Illuminati member, through my friend. i was moving with my friend for more
than 10 years and he have been getting rich everyday and even giving me
money but he never told me the secret of his success until a day i was
frustrated to let him know that he should help me also that was when he
open up to me and tell me that he was a member of the Illuminati that he
have been in the court for more than 10 years that his riches and
protection came from this i told him to let me be into the court
but it not an easy task to be a member but i was finally initiated into the
devil church of the Illuminati and i was confirm in there church. after a
month of being a member of Illuminati i got promotion that same month in my
working place and within a year i was promoted thrice in my working place
to the extend of being a managing Director i never know how to thank this
church of Illuminati and today am rich as my friend also, and also the one
that surprise me most was that i got an accident with my new car and the
car was right off but i still survive the accident and nothing happen to me
i really thank you people Illuminati. so i just want to share to the world
that this is real and it have help me and work for me so if you want to
become a member i can lead you into the court of richness and you will
never be poor again, know that it only a member in the Illuminati that can
initiate you into the church of illumination they do not contact directly
because they are fake Illuminati all over the world, this is my email they will tell you how to join,

Who could resist?! Shut up and take my money!