So, let’s see what those wacky Republicans have been up to lately. Surely, they must be fighting for smaller government, personal freedom, and balanced budgets, right? Let’s take a brief look at what’s happened this week:
- Republican AG of Virginia wants to outlaw blowjobs
- North Dakota passes the most restrictive anti-abortion law in the country
- Republicans in North Carolina want to overrule the First Amendment and establish a state religion (wanna take bets on which religion it’ll be?)
- Also in North Carolina, Republicans have filed a bill that would require a two-year waiting period before getting a divorce
- Two GOP officials in NYC have been arrested by the FBI for taking bribes.
- A Texas GOP congressman has said that limits on the number of shells you can have in a magazine will lead to beastiality
- Republicans in Tennessee used to think that school vouchers were a really, really great idea. Until they figured out that Muslim schools would qualify as well, so they’ve decided they need to kill the vouchers altogether
Frankly, I don’t think they’re concerned with smaller government, lower taxes, or personal freedom at all. :(