So, I’m sure by now you’re aware of the new FX show, American Horror Story. It’s set to begin next week.

Well, FX decided to embark on a viral campaign for the show, using the site youregoingtodieinthere.com.  And I signed up with them a while back, to keep up with the project.

And this morning, at my office, a fellow came by and dropped off a package.

“Well,” I thought, “Isn’t that friendly?”  So I opened the box.

And this is what I found inside.  The note is written on a scrap of wallpaper.

That's a ball gag. With a bite taken out of it.

Oh, American Horror Story, now I’m stuck on you.  Your show better be good.