The Bible-izer is a little programming trifle related to my book, The _____ of the _____ By Means of Natural _____.
Basically, it takes any arbitrary text that you feed it, and automatically censors every word that doesn’t appear in the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.
So if you ever need to make sure a bit of controversial text is safe for Bible-believing Christians to read, go ahead and run it through the Bible-izer. It’ll make you feel right at home.